Restaurants

I was discouraged when only one person sent me a love potion recipe and well... that wasn't actually a recipe but oh well, I guess I will get back on the saddle and write another blog. This one is about restaurants. So I recently moved to Phoenix Arizona and don't have many friends or acquaintances yet (Heather, I know this is all important news to you) and since I moved here I have not once gone out to eat in a restaurant with anyone as a social experience. I was mentioning this to a friend of mine, we'll call him "SB" and he told me that he doesn't eat at restaurants!!! Basically that was the craziest thing I had ever heard in my life. How do you separate your friends from the rest of the people? I thought that the ones you went out to eat with were you friends and the rest were just people that were around. I don't even get it. Seriously I am a little tired right now and might not be stressing this fact enough, but it is the hardest thing for me to imagine. Like how it's hard for me to imagine that I lived in the days before the internet, and how I used to think that carrying a cell phone around with me was just an expensive burden and not a complete necessity. I don't even know what's important anymore. I don't even know what is real and what is not real. I don't even know who I am... and most importantly I really want to go out for sushi and I still have no one to go with!!!

Love Potions

So I have to make someone fall in love with me before I get too haggard... So I am asking for anyone's recipe for a love potion. I'll let you know if yours works the best. I will pay 6 dollars to the winner. Let's make it a contest!

Oops moment at work, part 1

So I was at work on Friday, and I had a document in my in box that was supposed to go to a different department. I went up to this guy we'll call "Brian" because he was in the department that needed the document. I didn't really notice but he was going through some things in his desk drawers. I asked him:
"Who do I need to give this paper to?" and he responded
"I don't know I don't work here anymore" and I responded
"Yeah RIGHT!!!" and then he looked at me with a mad mad face and said
"Do I look like I'm joking?".
Well for the record he didn't look like he was joking. He kind of looked like he was gonna punch me but it wasn't like the eye of the tiger or anything really, it was more just like he had just been fired and I was causing an embarrassing scene over the matter. Once I caught on to that fact I just said, "Oh, I'm sorry" and quietly sneaked away, almost in a tip-toe fashion. Then I quietly started telling everyone in my department how "Brian" just got fired, but really they should feel bad for me because I got looked at with a mean mean face! ha ha!
There is an illustration to go along with this story.

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